band: sings about being in love
me: can’t relate
florence + the machine: sings about being a big tall tree and watching as the world ends and becoming an omnipresent goddess who lives in the woods with her dryad brethren
me, with tears in my eyes: me too florence me too
theres always THE note in every single florence song where your soul is awoken and you remember why you’re here…. why we’re all here and why we existed and fought to stay alive… because we had to get to this point solely so mother florence could anoint us with her voice, saving our souls, so we could break free from our earthly binds and ascend into a state of pure light and consciousness.
Truer words have never been spoken.
when are hozier and florence gonna make that hades x persephone rock opera that literally only i am asking for
*plays Florence + the Machine in my house once*
*vines start growing from the walls*
*fairies prance in the dining room*
*the grand piano in the living room starts playing by itself*
*a newborn deer appears in my bed*
Why has this not happened to me yet? Is it because I only have an electric piano?
*plays Florence + the Machine in my house once*
*vines start growing from the walls*
*fairies prance in the dining room*
*the grand piano in the living room starts playing by itself*
*a newborn deer appears in my bed*
Why does this make sense
Because she is THE ethereal white witch. And that is meant in the best way possible.
You know how they’re always like “don’t mess with things when you go to the past” in movies? Fuck that. I’m going back to Africa like “there’s some white people coming in on boats in about a decade or two. Kill every last one of them. There’s some Arab people coming too. They’re just as bad. ”
Hit the Native Americans up like, “there’s some white people coming in on boats in about a decade or two. Kill all of them.”
Hit up South America like, “there’s some white people coming in on boats in about a decade or two. Kill all of them.”
This was one oft best posts.
This sounds great until you realize every life that you have saved, changes the timeline. Then you either return to your time that you no longer recognize or delete yourself from existence entirely. Or maybe you cause a systemic destruction of the entire human race because one of those people on the boats that you have sentenced to death has a genetic anomaly in his/her bloodline that is used to reverse engineer a vaccine for a super virus in the future. But who cares about the long game anyway, amiright?
I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail
that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up.
Multi-dimensional travel already exists, but no one visits our dimension because it’s “that” one
This isn’t a prompt, it’s just a fact.
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